- mom : did you eat all the donuts
- me : no
- mom : why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants
- me : thats cocaine
if you ever feel ugly just remember that i am uglierÂ
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE






